yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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