We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Houston, we have a squirter
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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