Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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