So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
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Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
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Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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