im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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