let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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