yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i want to swaddle you in tequila
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
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And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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