dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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