did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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