Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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