google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
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He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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