i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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