Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
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