it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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