it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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