On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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