this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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