Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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