Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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