HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
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Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
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If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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