these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
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ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
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She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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