Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
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i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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