that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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