After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
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I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
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I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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