god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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