I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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