going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I could fuck to npr.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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