Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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