Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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