Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
My legs feel like baby dolphins
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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