But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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