Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
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How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
You don't make any sense
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Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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