He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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