i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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