My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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