I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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