I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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