Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i jhust puked up my retainher.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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