dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
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Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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