im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
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I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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