i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
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