We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
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Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
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I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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