My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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