He is an equal opportunity slut.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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