the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Be still, my beating vagina.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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