If you die in college, do you die in real life?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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