What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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