It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
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so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
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Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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