I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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