come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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