I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
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does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
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I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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