All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
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