If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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