I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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