Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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